5 Awkward Situations In My Real Life!

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*Lists – the lowest common denominator.  I love them cuz they’re easy to organize.  I read them cuz I know what I’m in for, and its not David Foster Wallace…its mindless, relatable and numbered.

 

I realized what a relief it was that I could compliment my mom’s new floral arrangements via text, this morning!  She’d sent me a video with all of the new outdoor beauty she’s added to the entryway of their house – including some kickass new vases!

I remain relieved every time I type that word:  Vases.

You don’t know how I’m pronouncing it in my head; in written form, words are read the way the reader pronounces them!  Meanwhile, in real life, using that word – especially for the unpredictable masses via the radio – leaves me with one of the most stressful decisions I run across in my normal life!

And now, a list.

5 Awkward Situations list